March Anomaly Indicator

Due to our relentless tracking of obtained data on this web network, as is the standard and paradigm for all Goliath Energy Corporation Companies, we have discovered our own encounter with an anomalous pattern within our dataset that has been previously noted on Goliath's GreenGeeks space platform, Savysat.us, and associated probe sites.  This pattern would be indicative of the strange attractor of six hundred and sixty six.  This anomaly has now been documented on both of the current blogs operated by Ragtime within the analytics engine.  We have captured the relevant data within our server and are preparing to perform our analytical function to derive meaning from it.  Furthermore, it would be noted that the pattern tends to be appearing because of other activity on this platform.  This dataset does not threaten the integrity of the platform or its operational activity, however it is a noted indicator of intrusive activity.  For this reason, Ragtime has taken the appropriate action and notified our counter-part Corporate unit, Clockworks Security.  It is believed that by engaging with this anomaly in a rational and scientific manner, we should be able to drive it out of our core systems data.  The significance of this activity indicates that the action that has been taken should be sufficient to ensure the security of Ragtime, and for this reason we are continuing to operate the platform on normal conditions.  Ragtime has simply wanted to make its viewers aware of the pending issue and warns them to reconsider their own datasets for the presence of any anomalies or strange patterns that could be appearing due to recent global or interstellar events.  It would be noted that this Ragtime Platform is essentially a space capsule docked with a satellite to operate as a functional module for the cumulative Goliath platform.  Thus, this level of data analysis would be standard operating procedure for this or any other enterprise dealing with these metrics.  Ragtime would like to take the time to thank you for your continued support and patience as we continue to operate this localized platform for the benefit of all involved.  Thanks again!

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